Toilet Bowl Analogy
Had a unhygienic lunch at Subway today with YingJun ==> read my title
Yingjun is with one of the top notch banks and just been transfered to treasury frontline from middle office as a trader assistant. Basically we are both clearing SHIT in banks...
Halfway thru' our sandwiches
YJ: I am clearing shit in the bank.
Me: Same here but yours is a better bank
YJ: Basically I think we have the same problem... but people view me as having a nicer toilet since I have a gold door and probably yours is a conventional one. However, behind both our toilet doors, we have just the same problem - its full of shit stuck there.
Me: *burst out into pearls of giggles* I wanna get out of my shit hole... i dont wanna be in a stinking position forever.
YJ: Yes... one day I will ensure that my flush works and I will clear out my mess...
YingJun's Toilet Bowl Analogy in short:
- If you have a gold toilet door, close the door and let people think that its nice inside even if its full of shit.
- When you are moving on to another toilet cubicle, let ppl know that you can stay in the toilet for a long enough time but dont need to let them know how you managed it.
- Finally, even if you still have lots of shit behind your door, just let ppl know you have a golden door.
Had a unhygienic lunch at Subway today with YingJun ==> read my title
Yingjun is with one of the top notch banks and just been transfered to treasury frontline from middle office as a trader assistant. Basically we are both clearing SHIT in banks...
Halfway thru' our sandwiches
YJ: I am clearing shit in the bank.
Me: Same here but yours is a better bank
YJ: Basically I think we have the same problem... but people view me as having a nicer toilet since I have a gold door and probably yours is a conventional one. However, behind both our toilet doors, we have just the same problem - its full of shit stuck there.
Me: *burst out into pearls of giggles* I wanna get out of my shit hole... i dont wanna be in a stinking position forever.
YJ: Yes... one day I will ensure that my flush works and I will clear out my mess...
YingJun's Toilet Bowl Analogy in short:
- If you have a gold toilet door, close the door and let people think that its nice inside even if its full of shit.
- When you are moving on to another toilet cubicle, let ppl know that you can stay in the toilet for a long enough time but dont need to let them know how you managed it.
- Finally, even if you still have lots of shit behind your door, just let ppl know you have a golden door.
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